2022.01.29 09:51 Alexandervrtyan Least cringe family in Americuck
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2022.01.29 09:51 Lordposeidon1 Trying to Make an All Dark type team
I'm doing a challenge with a group of people that I hang out with and am trying to make an Dark type team in Sword and Shield. I know I want Weavile on the team but cant figure out how to make it competitive with the rest of the Pokemon
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2022.01.29 09:51 swagNextTuber Thailand: multiple bomb attacks in deep south, 1 injured
2022.01.29 09:51 CookieFace999 Flag services!
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2022.01.29 09:51 GuacaMolis6 Pilots, I haven’t had any issues doing private match betas. Hope this helps you all get into some games.
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2022.01.29 09:51 swagNextTuber Coronavirus: Hong Kong social-distancing rules, higher prices put a damper on Lunar New Year festivities
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2022.01.29 09:51 Hermojo RELEASE THE CRAPPEN
It wasn't the food, not really. I'm on a new medication that causes constipation. So, a small meal, a couple of margaritas and some spicy, spicy hot sauce unleashed the beast. I knew better. It's not like I didn't have a warning.
My stomach made the gurgle before I left, but who wants to use the public bathroom when home is a mere five minutes away?
About a minute in, I was regretting not using the bathroom at the restaurant. This would be a race to make it in time. Then the hot flashes set in. I can make it.
Then it happened. No I didn't shit my pants yet. I got behind the one person who drives five miles below the speed limit -and couldn't pass. Well not the vehicle, because once we hit the stoplight about a mile from my house -I started to clench and beg. Of course he stopped before it even turned red. I wonder did he see me as I was screaming at him to speed up? Going from raising my fist at him to acceptance while slumped over the steering wheel as a week's worth of warm chocolate soft serve filled up my pants like a giant steaming cone? At first, it wasn't so bad I thought. I'll just poop some and have to clean up. But my cone runneth over. You've heard the term fudge packing? That is exactly what happened. Trapped. It didn't go down my pant leg. It walled up my front.
Disgusted as the slowpoke in front of me turned off one street before my house. It was a red car, and I think he was laughing at me. It may have been I was hallucinating, bc honestly... I have never smelled anything that bad in my life. I called one of my kids: Mommy is gross. Please unlock the door and come get my stuff out of the car, I just pooped my pants, and I'm going straight to the bathroom.
I ran into the house for round 2. I could barely breathe. The damage was far worse than imagined. I pulled my pants down trying to trap everything in them. Spanx. The ones that push your skin together? Yeah, Imagine chocolate pudding compression pants, except warm and smelling of death. I screamed for my favorite child who obediently threw in a trash bag. "OMG, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!!" As I strategically peeled off off my pants to avoid making more mess. It worked until I bent over to remove a sock. In my long, long hair, on my feet. Muddy footprints and brown streaks everywhere.... (I'm a blonde).
My favorite child then launched baby wipes in as I tried to clean the runny remnants from the shower.
"ARE YOU OKAY?" my favorite child screamed through the door? "Yes!" I whimpered. "Was there poop in the seat of the car?"
"Yes, just a little piece."
I will pay you $20 to clean it up!!"
"No way. $30. No: $40."
"$50. I want $50. Hazard pay."
"Deal." I would have paid $100.
I scrubbed until the water was no longer brown and I smelled human (enough) again.
I made it to my bed.....
"YOU CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH PAPER! AND I AM NOT CLEANING THIS OUT!"
"When I go to the mall w/ Anna on Thursday, I want $100!!"
The last thing I remember: seeing my favorite child headed back into the bathroom, her face full of true grit... armed with the salad tongs.
Proud. I passed out. My fecal fever dream finally over.
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2022.01.29 09:51 ShadesOfMath May it be, Me, Digital, 2022
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2022.01.29 09:51 TheDaemonair Like a BOSS!
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2022.01.29 09:51 wuanlai65 ☀︎ Totoro Inu ☀︎ - The Most Underrated Inu Project! | Launching Now on BSC | Amazing community and unique utility! | Audited | Reflections | The next moon shot!
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☘︎ SLIPPAGE 11%
- 4% goes towards liquidity.
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2022.01.29 09:51 Kauwii VanDerHuuy Cheater
The dude is walling and Closet cheating pepega
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2022.01.29 09:51 cwales80 Please help!!!
Last semester of college (FINALLY) and it’s 2nd week in 3rd week starts on Monday. I need to catch up but can find motivation, I’m like I’ll go to sleep early and wake up early to do it but u end up wasting a WHOLE day. I want this semester to be different….to be ahead and treat it like a job to study 8+ hours, comprehend and work hard now so I don’t have to cram and also want to have balance. Just plain black and white advice to snap me out of it. Idc how rude u are unless it’s out of context—anything to wake me up
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2022.01.29 09:51 Key_Buffalo3748 My Furnace work great until it doesn't!
Trying to troubleshoot my furnace why it works fine until it hits negative temperatures, and then stops working and the temperature in the house dramatically drops. Advice on a possible solution would be greatly appreciated. Also parts that have been replaced are as follows; flame sensing rod, rollout/limit switch, and thermostat. Should my next step be a circuit board?
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2022.01.29 09:51 Living-Passenger420 Förvärva eller erhålla
Undrar ifall det är rätt att skriva följande
"Utöver detta har jag även erhållit förtroendeuppdrag inom..."
Eller passar det bättre med
"Utöver detta har jag även förvärvat förtroendeuppdrag inom..."
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2022.01.29 09:51 BlackShadow007 [HIRING] Statistics and Data Science Expert at Hawk Research
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2022.01.29 09:51 superbnyan Mom said people don't pray is as same as dog
I had this conversation with mom because she knew I date someone from western country. I was shocked on what she said and really throw tantrum whenever she hears people outside Islam. People who don't pray 5 times are look like a dog, savage, and don't deserve to live.
How could people in this community convince me about being muslim is good? Since my parents went hajj, man... they changed and turn into someone I never knew they exist.
I want to admit that I no longer believe in their religion anymore, but they always said to me: "if you don't believe in God, no pray anymore, it means you are as low as dog, donkey and deserve forever punishment, no happiness ever comes to life".
I am tired of pretending. My country wasn't this conservative. It is slowly getting super annoying where people start to be saint and easily judge others whether they go to heaven and hell, calculate the deed with math (like you pray so you get such number of rewards from God) etc.
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2022.01.29 09:51 Lazy_Ad_6232 So is the Gunslinger a good class?
2022.01.29 09:51 Correct-Teacher-9552 I made my first YouTube video today it is a valorant montage I would really appreciate if you guys checked it out and left some feedback thank yoy
2022.01.29 09:51 Air_Such What would be your assumptions????
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2022.01.29 09:51 Asleep_Ad6691 she fine 😮💨
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2022.01.29 09:51 anonimo_bangalore I cant sleep, ama
2022.01.29 09:51 webdeveloper5050 The sea lady - PDF novel by H. G. Wells (fantasy)
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2022.01.29 09:51 Nithorias Does sleeping in Camp reset the spawns from the map?
2022.01.29 09:51 BeneficialRhubarb469 Millie discord
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